"Nothing's fair in my life!
"...Nothing!"All because I told her to clean her room, and she wants to play a game instead.
Oh, the travesty.
Just wait until she gets a job, and her boss expects her to show up if she wants a paycheck. Oh, the injustice.
You wanna know what's not fair in my life, Olivia? ....Oh, never mind. I don't have that kind of time.
Now that's not fair.